Sunday, October 16, 2011

Roshanara forgotten princess

  The inter filial rivalries of Jahanara, Dara, Shuja, Roshanara and Aurangzeb, siblings of Arjumand Bano and Prince Khurram, Shah Jahan shaped the destiny of Mugahl India the elders Jahanara and Dara were favorites of Shah Jahan and the throne was ordained to pass to Dara the favorite however Aurangzeb was not a man without ambition he revolted and demanded his share of the kingdom. Roshanara beloved sister of Aurangzeb carried his mantle in the harem and leaked the conspiracy hatched by the emperor and Dara to get rid of Aurangzeb. Aurangzeb refused the invitation by Shah Jahan to visit Agra for negotiations about the division of the Mughal empire and averted his certain death. having lost the battle of sucssesion Shah Jahan and Dara were imprisoned and later Dara was executed on the insistence of Roshanara. Her reason behind the murder of Dara was that she had betrayed her father and her brother in helping Aurangzeb. She feared if at any point of time Dara gains back power he would certainly get her murdered. It is because of this constant fear that she used all her power over Aurangzeb to get Dara killed. Once Aurangzeb emerged successful, it was Roshanara, living up to her characterization as being ruthless, who insisted on the execution of their brother Dara and sent the head to their father in a box as a gift.

   Roshanara became the leading woman of the court, she had great aversion towards her elder sister Jahanara.  After the death of their father Jahanara and Aurangzeb were reconciled., he bestowed her with titles, revered her and gave her prominence in the Mughal durbar Roshanara reportedly was not comfort able of her sister's return to power.

Although obliged to remain single in the tradition of Mughal princesses, allegedly she acquired a series of lovers, While Aurangzeb was campaigning in the Deccan, she managed affairs in Delhi on his behalf, but she furthered her own temporal ends. Emboldened her enemies brought the case against her to Aurangzeb. Subsequently, Aurangzeb banished his sister to lead a life of pious seclusion. However, once Roshanara was discovered with another lover, Aurangzeb had her declared a kafir and ordered her lover and her to be poisoned. Roshanara afraid of the implications of her actions asked Aurangzeb to build a palace for her away from the walled city. She decided to stay away from politics which was getting dangerous and muddy. Roshanara chose to spend an esoteric life in her palace in Delhi, surrounded by a thick forest. She never married and lived in her palace till the end of her life. Her palace in the middle of the garden Roshanara Bagh is a reminder of the crucial role she played in the history of India.



Sources
Gupta, Shruti C. “Roshanara: The Forgotten Princess.” Literaryzone. 2007.
Picture1.Roshanara hand painting by Robert Henri 
Picture2.Shah Jahan and his four sons by Willem Schellinks end of 17th century 

Thursday, July 21, 2011

"Janni" the dutiful daughter Jahanara


“Janni” the dutiful daughter Jahanara

     She was born on a dark night in 1614,to most romantic couple, Khurram and wife, Arjumand Banu Begum,later Shah Jahan and Mumtaz Mahal.Her birth was inconsequential as it could not resolve the succession question of the Mughal throne. The meena bazaar at Agra fort the nuv roz festival  was organized by the  mughal court where the women of the Harem ran the stalls selling things as turban chadors gems and jwellery it was here they met for first time Arjumand was 14 and Khurram 20.The Empress Nur Jahan herself was helping the young Arjumand run her little shop and introduced her niece to  the prince. It was love at first sight and on May 10, 1612,the royal kazi pronounced the the nikah and Prince Khurram took Arjumand as his third wife.    

After  the birth of Jahanara, came the beloved first boy, Dara, born on March 30, 1615. Next came Shuja, another son, born on July 3, 1616, then another girl, Raushanara, born Spetember 3, 1617, then a boy, Aurangzeb, born November 3, 1618. Afterwards there followed numerous miscarriages by Arjumand.         

In 1620, when Emperor Jahangir fell seriously ill. Nur Jahan usurped power  to ensure favorable succession,married her daughter to one of Jahangir's sons by another queen, Shahryar. She wished for the couple to produce an heir to the throne if Jahangir died, which seemed very likely. Jahangir had despised the Persians of the court. With the present disputes in the Moghul courts, the Persians decided to take advantage and captured Qandahar, a Moghul  possession. When the dying Jahangir and Shahryar raised a rebellion against the Persians, Khurram denied them his assistance. A family rebellion exploded and he led his armies against his powerful father and Shahryar. However, he was defeated. Instead of being executed, Nur Jahan dictated her orders that Khurram should relocate his family. And that his sons Dara and Aurangzeb should be handed over as hostages.

The family had relocated to the Nizamshahi territory in the Deccan, a wasteland and breeding ground for rebels, traitors, and criminals. She and her family lived in huge tents, though they had riches of the world ate in gold and slept on ivory Jahanara grew up among splendor in the middle of nowhere. However, on October 28, 1627, hearing th death of Emperor Jahangir Khurram proclaimed himself Emperor. He ordered all other competitors to the throne, including Shahryar, executed, had Nur Jahan the powerful queen erstwhile defacto ruler placed in his captivity for ever. He became Shah Jahan, "king of the world", Arjumand became Mumtaz Mahal, "crown beauty of the palace", and Jahanara inherited the prestigous title of Begum Sahib, Princess of Princesses. At the age of 14.
         
At Fatehpur Sikri Jahanara's rooms can still be seen today, one could only imagine the splendor of its time. floral design of rubies, sapphires, emeralds, and diamonds were scattered across the walls her apartments, along with perfumed cool pool waters and vast marble and jeweled floors.
         
'Janni'.as called by the closest spent her nights with her father and mother, painting, writing poems, and helping her father plan reconstructions of other palaces and monuments.Jahanara truly was a gifted young woman. She spent her days with all the women of the court, from the lowest concubines to her step-mothers.She had a very good relationship with her brother Dara, who shared her love of the arts, but was hostile towards Roshanara and Aurangzeb,who were devious and disrespectful towards their mother and father,and even other minorities in the harem, such as the Hindu wife and Christian wife of shahjahan. All the royals Jahanara included were taught by many tutors,including Mumtaz's secretary,Sati-un Nissa,nicknamed sati. 

Jahanara spent her teenage years travelling all over the empire, visiting her father's many splendors with the court. The family visited the beautiful palace at Srinagar in Kashmir, where the harem often went for picnics on Silver Island on Lake Dal. And they also toured shahjahan's masterpiece, the Red Fort,  that rivaled any palace they had ever seen. Meena  Bazaar, which had simply died in Jahangir's later reign, even made a come back in Shahjahan's reign, which Jahanara took a part in. 

           However, tragedy struck the family in 1631. While giving birth to her 14th child, Mumtaz died on June 17. With the death of the empress, Jahanara became the uncrowned woman figure head next to her father. She took on many responsibilities, including all the responsibilities of operating the harem, from food to clothes to tutoring.Jahanara planned Dara's Nikah to Begum Nadira Banu, While attending a garden party in 1644, Jahanara's heavily perfumed kameez, trousers, and pairhan, robes, caught fire. She became seriously sick and shahjahan himself nursed his beloved daughter back to health, which took many weeks. 
     
After almost 30 years as the lead woman in the empire, Jahanara took on another duty to tend to her dying father. When shahjahan fell ill, his four sons (Dara, Aurangzeb, Shuja, and Murad) broke into wars against one another to succeed their father. Aurangzeb triumphed. He had Dara and Murad executed and Shuja fled. It is unclear how or where Shuja died. Although Jahan was still living, Auranzgeb declared himself the Emperor and had his father locked up in his Agra palaces Jahanara accompanied her father for the rest of his life.
          
In captivity and seclusion shahjahan ceaselessly watched his marble masterpiece rise into the sky. Started 1631-1648 there are evidences to suggest that.Jahanara herself was involved in its designing. 

Shah Jahan died on October 22, 1666, at the age of 74, with Jahanara at his side. she serenely supervised the modest burial of her legendary father. Jahanara returned to a changed court life after her father's death, ruled over now by Aurangzeb, Jahanara's orthodox brother. Aurangzeb had numerous luxuries banned. The Nine Days Bazaar was banned. Harem women were forced into strict seclusion, including many 'revealing' forms of clothing banned and the dismissal of all Christian, Hindu, and non-Islamic women.
          
Aurangzeb had a curious relation with her sister while he never forgave her for siding with Dara during succession struggle he also showered accolades on her and bestowed Jahanara many titles, many of which went against Aurangzeb's beliefs. He named her the Padishah Begum, the highest title in the harem meaning 'lady emperor After the death of their father Jahanara and Aurangzeb were reconciled. He gave her the title, 'Empress of Princesses' and she replaced Roshanara as first lady,and Sahibat al-Zamani, Mistress of the Age. Most importantly, Jahanara continued to hold the title 'Begum Sahib'--a title normally only applied to women when they gave birth to a male child for the emperor.
Jahanara continued to live an active personal life.as head of the harem. she supervised the running of the household, like her father she took keen interest in  designing and building as she had done with her father when he was still alive. Her most famous structures are, the Chandni Chowk in Shahjahanbad.  a public bath south of chandni chowk  bazaar a caravanserai. Jahanara's most ambitious project was the Shiba Abad Garden, a large enclosed space of 50 acres designed especially for the royal family. Not much is known of Jahanara's private life a patroness of the arts, she was a skilled painter and poet who spent her days in seclusion away from the harem at Aurangzeb's court composing lyrical poetry and music and painting. Her family life had deteriorated. Both her parents had died, Aurangzeb, though he had bestowed many favors upon his older sister, was a chauvinist and a despot. Jahanara's sister Roshanara Begum was reportedly very jealous of her sister's return to power. 

Jahanara Begum stated that she and her brother Dārā were the only descendants of Timur to embrace Sufism. patronized Sufi literature,and commissioned translations of and commentaries on many works of classical literature Along with brother Dara Shikoh she was a disciple of Mullah Shah Badakshi, who initiated her into the Qadiriya order She wrote a biography of Moinuddin Chishti, the founder of the Chishtiya order, titled Mu’nis al-Arwā, as well as a biography of Mullah Shah, titled Risālah-i āibīyah, in which she also described her initiation by him Her biography of Moinuddin Chishti is highly regarded for its judgment and literary quality. In it she regarded him as having initiated her spiritually four centuries after his death, described her pilgrimage to Ajmer, and spoke of herself as a faqīrah to signify her vocation as a Sufi woman.

She argued against Aurangzeb's strict regulation of public life in accordance with his conservative religious beliefs and his decision in 1679 to restore the poll tax on non-Muslims, which she rightly,said would alienate his Hindu subjects. Jahanara died on September 6, 1681, at the age of sixty-seven. Throughout her life, Jahanara led a life that defied the strict codes of the Moghul Empire. A revered Indian figure today, Jahanara led a life of art and goodwill towards others. Throughout her last years, Jahanara openly defied her brother, Aurangzeb's bigot ism

Upon her death Aurangzeb gave her the posthumous title 'Sahibat-uz-Zamani' 'Mistress of the Age' Jahanara is buried in a tomb in the Nizamuddin Dargah complex in New Delhi which is remarkable for its simplicity




Source:Jahanara: Princess of Princesses, India, 1627 The Royal Diaries by Kathryn Lasky
Pic1:cover page of above book
Pic2:Jahanara, Roshanara and Dara grieving the death of their mother Mumtaz Mahal  a still from the movie 'Jahanara' 1964

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

How did the Buddha die?


Ancient texts weave two stories about the Lord Buddha's death. Was it planned and willed by the Buddha, or was it food poisoning, or something else altogether? 
Parinirvana
The Mahaparinibbana Sutta,of Pali Tipitaka, is undoubtedly the most reliable source for details on the death of (BCE 563-483),the Lord Buddha.Mettanando posits that The sutta, paints two conflicting personalities of the Buddha,The first as of a miracle worker who could live until the end of the world,who determined the time of his own death .The other personality was that of an old man, who grumbled about his failing health and growing senility , who almost lost his life because of a severe pain during his last retreat at Vaisali , and who was forced to come to terms with his unexpected illness and death after consuming a special cuisine offered by his generous host.hence there appear to be two explanations of the Buddha's cause of death: One is that the Buddha died because his attendant, Ananda, failed to invite him to live on to the age of the world or even longer The other is that he died by a sudden illness which began after he ate what is known as "Sukaramaddava".

Binh Anson describes The last meal in details

The last meal offered to the Buddha was prepared by Cunda, the metalworker:

"... And Cunda, the metalworker, after the night had passed, had choice food, hard and soft, prepared in his abode, together with a quantity of sukara-maddava, ..."

".... And with the sukara-maddava prepared by him (Cunda), he served the Blessed One; and with the other food, hard and soft, he served the community of bikkhus."

"Thereafter, the Blessed One spoke to Cunda, saying: "Whatever, Cunda, is left over of the sukara-maddava, bury that in a pit. For I do not see in all this world, with its gods, Maras and Brahmas, among the host of ascetics and brhamins, gods and men, anyone who could eat it and entirely digest it except the Tathagata alone."

In the translation from the Pali script, "SUKARA-MADDAVA" was not translated in the English version, although Walshe translated it as "pig's delight" . However, the Vietnamese versions contain the words "na^'m" (mushroom) and "mo^.c nhi~" (edible black fungus). In some other books, the terms "pork meat, boar meat" were used.

According to many Pali scholars:
sukara: pig, boar maddava: delicate, well-liked, soft, tender
So, sukara-maddava may mean:
(1) the tender parts of a pig or boar
(2) what is enjoyed by pigs or boars, which may be referred to a mushroom or truffle, or a yam or tuber.
In some other commentaries, sukara-maddava was also mentioned as a "medicinal plant" in classic Indian medicine, or as "young bamboo shoots trampled by pigs".Though Binh Anson concurs with the meaning of "mushroom or truffle",

Anson describes the The last hours as mentioned in the suttas

"And soon after the Blessed One had eaten the meal provided by Cunda, a dire sickness fell upon him, even dysentery, and he suffered sharp and deadly pains. But the Blessed One endured them mindfully, clearly understanding and unperturbed.

" Then the blessed One spoke to the venerable Ananda, saying: "Come, Ananda, let us go to Kusinara."

He was thirsty and asked Ananda to get some water from a nearby stream of Hirannavati,which was quite muddy and murky However, when Ananda took the bowl to the stream, the water became clear, pure and pleasant.Then Buddha went to Mallas's sala grove, in the vicinity of Kusinara (Kushinagar), and asked Ananda to prepare a couch for him, between the twin sala trees, with the head to the north. 

kushinagar temple and ruins
According to Mettanado the latter version of Buddha’s personality sounds more realistic and accurate in describing a real life situation that happened in the Buddha's last days. As of the cause of Buddha’s death, instead of focusing on the nature of the special cuisine that the Buddha ate during his last meal as being the agent of his death. Mettanado’s approach is based on the description of the symptoms and signs given in the sutta, which modern medical knowledge can shed light on.

Mettanado’s Diagnosis
The sutta tells us that the Buddha felt ill immediately after eating the Sukaramaddava. Since we do not know anything about the nature of this food, it is difficult to name it as the direct cause of the Buddha's illness. But from the descriptions given, the onset of the illness was quick. While eating, he felt there was something wrong with the food and he suggested his host have the food buried. Soon afterward, he suffered severe stomach pain and passed blood from his rectum. We can reasonably assume that the illness started while he was having his meal, making him think there was something wrong with the unfamiliar delicacy. Out of his compassion for others, he had it buried. Was food poisoning the cause of the illness? Mettanado rules out food poisoning, which can be very acute, but would hardly cause diarrhea with blood.

Another possibility is chemical poisoning, which also has an immediate effect, Food poisoning with immediate intestinal bleeding could only have been caused by corrosive chemicals such as strong acids, but that should have caused bleeding in the upper intestinal tract, leading to vomiting blood. Peptic ulcer diseases can be excluded from the list of possible illnesses as well. In spite of the fact that their onset is immediate, similarly gastric ulcer is also ruled out.

Mesenteric infarction
A disease that matches the described symptoms-accompanied by acute abdominal pain and the passage of blood, commonly found among elderly people, and triggered by a meal-is mesenteric infarction, also known to us as abdominal angina. He had his second attack while he was eating the Sukaramaddava.

Mesenteric infarction is a disease commonly found among elderly people, caused by the obstruction of the main artery that supplies the middle section of the bowel-the small intestine-with blood. As the obstruction persists, the bowel is deprived of its blood supply, which subsequently leads to an infarction, or gangrene, of a section of the intestinal tract. This in turn results in a laceration of the intestinal wall, profuse bleeding into the intestinal tract, and then bloody diarrhea.

This condition matches the information given in the sutta. It is also confirmed later when the Buddha asked Ananda to fetch some water for him to drink, indicating intense thirst. As the story goes, Ananda refused, as he saw no source for clean water. He argued with the Buddha that the nearby stream had been muddied by a large caravan of carts. But the Buddha insisted he fetch water anyway.
A question arises at this point: Why did the Buddha not go to the water himself, instead of pressing his unwilling attendant to do so? The answer is simple. Buddha was suffering from shock caused by severe blood loss. He could no longer walk. Before passing away, the Buddha told Ananda that Cunda was not to be blamed and that his death was not caused by eating Sukaramaddava

Buddha statement is significant. The meal was not the direct cause of his death.the symptom was a repeat of an experience he'd had a few months earlier, the one which had almost killed him. Sukaramaddava, no matter the ingredients or how it was cooked, was not the direct cause of his sudden illness.late into the night,Buddha died during a second wave of septic shock. His illness stemmed from natural causes coupled with his age, just as it would for anyone else.

Conclusion Sukaramaddava, whatever its nature, was unlikely to have been the direct cause of his illness.Buddha did not die by food poisoning. Rather, it was the size of the meal, relatively too large for his already troubled digestive tract, that triggered the second attack of mesenteric infarction that brought an end to his life

Dr Mettanando Bhikkhu was a physician before entering the monk hood. He is currently based at Wat Raja Orasaram,Bangkok
Binh Anson is a Vietnamese Buddhist scholar

Monday, May 9, 2011


 
What happened that night
Chanderi 28 January 1528
Mughal Dynasty began their rule under the great Emperor Babar. The most famous incident in the history of Chanderi took place during January of 1528 when Babar attacked and captured the fort of Chanderi. At this time Medini Rai was ruling Chanderi peacefully. Babur forces encamped on the outskirts of town and sent messengers to Medini Rai. In the message Babar issued three choice the king could make and ordered a reply within 24 hours. The first choice was that Rai and his court could leave Chanderi unmolested and concede to Babur. The second choice was that Rai and his court could surrender. Rai would remain the king but under the rule of Babur. The third choice was that he would accept the terms of war, Babur would attack. 
  
It is said that at this time the court of Medini Rai was holding a large Vivah (marriage ceremony) in the fort palace and all of the towns aristocracy and royal families were taking celebrations. When the news of Babur's forces encamped outside the town and the delivery of Babur's message reached the court there was a huge panic. Medini Rai and his court could not decide on which direction they should take, they were in a sense trapped in the fort as they had not taken refuge there but had come for the marriage celebrations. Also all of the woman were trapped in the fort and had no means of escape to safety from the impending battle. 
During the night Babur's scout reported a great deal of activity taking place in the fort.
They observed that large masses of wood were being gathered and assembled and great fires blazing behind the main fort walls. 


Morning came and no word was received from Medini Rai. Babur summoned his scouts to assess the situation. They peered over the outer fort walls they were amazed to see the dead bodies of 100s of Medini Rai's troops. They had all taken swords to each other in mutual suicide by thrusting their weapons into each other. There were 1000s of dead Chanderi troops everywhere.


It was during the night the court of Medini Rai had decided that they could not surrender as this would mean that all of the woman would fall into the hands of the enmy. So they made a fourth choice, they would take their fate into their own hands. 

In the night giant masses of wood were made into crematory piles and by different accounts between 600 to 1500 woman of the court including the queen* committed jauhar, either throwing themselves into the fire or having themselves ritually killed and then cremated. to protect their caste and honor. This  was perhaps one of the largest and most famous Jauhar rituals (along with the three Jauhars of Chittor fort) ever preformed in Indian history. Also as per Babur's account, that day 3000* of Medini Rai's troops preformed mass warrior suicide ‘Saka’.


Babar writes in his memoirs,his army virtually walked into the main fort. It was an awful scene of death and sacrifice that met him as he entered the main fort. Then he writes that at this time there appeared the last of Medini Rai's troops numbering about 300 who were wielding their swords and met Babur's troops at full charge. Babur reports that their temperament was so fierce it threw his troops back and a frightening battle ensued with his army defeating Rai's. Babur had won Chanderi fort, it was the 28th of January 1528. (Babur's own account of the battle for Chanderi can be read in his memoirs.)


*Other accounts states that up to 6000 of Rai's troops died that day.
*while some account that Babur gifted Medini Rai's captured daughters to Kamran and Humayun (NCERT)
*A.B.Pandey in'Later Medival India A History of Mughals'.states that "two daughters of Medini Rai who were     given in marriage to Kamran and Humayun".
illustration: A bas-relief sculpture in the fort showing an idealized view of the Rajput practice of johar: warriors and women worship a Shiva-lingam; warriors fight to the death; women collectively leap into a huge fire. 

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Reminiscing the good old days a delicacy called ‘chepua
So bye-bye, miss american pie.

Drove my chevy to the levee,

But the levee was dry.

And them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye

Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."


This’ ll be the day I die …. indeed so for all ‘chepua’ lovers here is the latest update from a local daily on the metamorphosis of the happening place


Wednesday, May 4, 2011


The Anatomy of Royal Gun Salute in British India
A Salute state was a Princely state (i.e. reigned over by a native ruler of princely rank) which the British colonial Paramount ruler had granted a gun salute; i.e., the protocollary privilege for its ruler to be greeted - originally by Royal Navy ships, later also on land - with a number of gun shots,as recognition of the state's relative status.
In British India the following salutes were given
v 101 guns - The Queen and Empress, when present in person,
v 31 guns - members of the Royal Family, royal standard and royal salutes, or the Viceroy and Governor-General of India
v 19 guns - ambassadors
v 17 guns - governors of Presidencies, the President of the Council of India, or governors of her Majesty's Colonies, the Governor-General of the Portuguese Settlements in India and the Governor of Pondicherry
v 15 guns - lieut.-governors of provinces in India, members of Council, plenipotentiaries and envoys, or lieut.-governors of her Majesty's Colonies
v 13 guns - agents to the Viceroy and Governor-General, Residents, or chief commissioners of Provinces, and commissioners,
v 11 guns - political agents and charge's d' affaires,
v 9 guns - the Portuguese Governor of Daman, or the Governor of Dew
Indian Princely States by Salute
31-Gun Sates
  1. Afghanistan
  2. Siam (Thailand)
21-Gun States
  1. Baroda
  2. Gwalior
  3. Hyderabad
  4. Mascat
  5. Mysore
  6. Nepal
  7. Zanzibar
19-Gun States
  1. Bhopal
  2. Indore
  3. Jammu and Kashmir
  4. Kalat
  5. Kolhapur
  6. Mewar/Udaipur
  7. Tibet
  8. Travancore
17-Gun States
  1. Bahawalpur
  2. Bharatpur
  3. Bikaner
  4. Bundi
  5. Cochin
  6. Cutch/Kutch
  7. Jaipur/Amber
  8. Karauli
  9. Kotah
  10. Marwar/Jodhpur
  11. Orchha
  12. Patiala
  13. Rewa
  14. Tonk
15-Gun States
  1. Alwar
  2. Banswara
  3. Bhutan
  4. Datia
  5. Dewas (Senior)
  6. Dewas (Junior)
  7. Dhar
  8. Dholpur
  9. Dungapur
  10. Idar
  11. Jaisalmer
  12. Khairpur
  13. Kishengarh
  14. Partabgarh
  15. Rampur
  16. Sirohi
13-Gun States
  1. Benares
  2. Cooch Behar
  3. Jaora
  4. Tripura (Hill Tippera)
11-Gun States
  1. Ajaigarh
  2. Baoni
  3. Bharwani
  4. Bhavnagar
  5. Bijawar
  6. Bilaspur
  7. Cambay
  8. Chamba
  9. Charkhari
  10. Chhatarpur
  11. Dhrangadhra
  12. Faridkot
  13. Gondal
  14. Janjira
  15. Jind
  16. Jhabua
  17. Jhalawar
  18. Junagarh
  19. Kapurthala
  20. Mandi
  21. Manipur
  22. Morvi
  23. Nabha
  24. Narsingarh
  25. Nawanagar
  26. Palanpur
  27. Panna
  28. Porbandar
  29. Pudukkot
  30. Radhanpur
  31. Rajgarh
  32. Rajpipla
  33. Ratlam
  34. Sailania
  35. Samthar
  36. Sirmur
  37. Sitamau
  38. Suket
  39. Tehri Garhwal
9-Gun States
  1. Al-Hauta (Lahej)
  2. Alirajpur
  3. Balasinor
  4. Baraundha
  5. Baria
  6. Chhota Udepur
  7. Dharampur
  8. Dhrol
  9. Fadihli
  10. Hsipaw
  11. Kalahandi
  12. Kenglun
  13. Khilchipur
  14. Kishn and Socotra
  15. Las Bela
  16. Limbdi
  17. Lunawada
  18. Maihar
  19. Malerkotla
  20. Mong Nai
  21. Nagod
  22. Palitana
  23. Rajkot
  24. Sachin
  25. Savantvadi
  26. Sunth
  27. Wadhwan
  28. Wankaner
  29. Yawnghwe
5-Gun States
  1. Abu Dhabi
  2. Bahrain
  3. Kuwait
3-Gun States
  1. Ajman
  2. Dubai
  3. Ras al-Khaimah
  4. Sharjah
  5. Uum al-Qaiwain

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

In yet another sign of its growing dominance, Facebook today announced it has surpassed masturbation as the world’s most popular way to kill 10 minutes. In response, Twitter claimed it has surpassed premature ejaculation as the most disappointing way to spend 5 seconds.Facebook’s claim comes on the heels of new studies estimating that humans squander, on average, an estimated 650 billion minutes a month masturbating. Facebook users, by comparison, idle away more than 700 billion minutes a month on the social networking giant, said company spokeswoman Gina LaBrega.“While our goals are the same, if you look at the numbers, our users spend more time on our service than most people spend on their own… service,” LaBrega said “Of course we have 99 percent up-time, which masturbation can’t match.” The comparison, however, has angered some religious groups."This is an entirely inappropriate benchmark,” said Christine Reed, head of Keep Your Hands Up, a pro-life, anti-onanist group. “We should not compare anything to acts of mindless, potentially addictive self-gratification that result in the wasteful destruction of what could have been a life.“And I could say the same thing about masturbation,” she added.(satirewire.com)

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Great Soul: Mahatma Gandhi and His Struggle with India - Joseph Lelyveld | Asia Society

Joseph Lelyveld has written a ­generally admiring book about ­Mohandas Gandhi, the man credited with leading India to independence from Britain in 1947. Yet "Great Soul" also obligingly gives readers more than enough information to discern that he was a sexual weirdo, a political incompetent and a fanatical faddist—one who was often downright cruel to those around him. Gandhi was therefore the archetypal 20th-century progressive ­intellectual, professing his love for mankind as a concept while actually ­despising people as individuals.

ln his lifelong campaign for Swaraj ("self-rule"), India could have achieved it many years earlier if ­Gandhi had not continually abandoned his civil-disobedience campaigns just as they were beginning to be successful. With 300 million Indians ruled over by 0.1% of that number of Britons, the subcontinent could have ended the Raj with barely a shrug if it had been politically united. Yet Gandhi's uncanny ability to irritate and frustrate the leader of India's 90 million Muslims, Muhammad Ali Jinnah (whom he called "a maniac"), wrecked any hope of early independence. He equally alienated B.R. Ambedkar, who spoke for the country's 55 million Untouchables (the lowest caste of Hindus, whose very touch was thought to defile the four higher classes). Ambedkar pronounced Gandhi "devious and untrustworthy." Between 1900 and 1922, Gandhi ­suspended his efforts no fewer than three times, leaving in the lurch more than 15,000 supporters who had gone to jail for the cause.

A ceaseless self-promoter, Gandhi bought up the entire first edition of his first, hagiographical biography to send to people and ensure a reprint. Yet we cannot be certain that he really made all the pronouncements attributed to him, since, according to Mr. Lelyveld, Gandhi insisted that journalists file "not the words that had actually come from his mouth but a version he ­authorized after his sometimes heavy editing of the transcripts."

We do know for certain that he ­advised the Czechs and Jews to adopt nonviolence toward the Nazis, saying that "a single Jew standing up and ­refusing to bow to Hitler's decrees" might be enough "to melt Hitler's heart." (Nonviolence, in Gandhi's view, would apparently have also worked for the Chinese against the Japanese ­invaders.) Starting a letter to Adolf ­Hitler with the words "My friend," Gandhi egotistically asked: "Will you listen to the appeal of one who has ­deliberately shunned the method of war not without considerable success?" He advised the Jews of Palestine to "rely on the goodwill of the Arabs" and wait for a Jewish state "till Arab ­opinion is ripe for it."

In August 1942, with the Japanese at the gates of India, having captured most of Burma, Gandhi initiated a ­campaign designed to hinder the war effort and force the British to "Quit ­India." Had the genocidal Tokyo regime captured northeastern India, as it ­almost certainly would have succeeded in doing without British troops to halt it, the results for the Indian population would have been catastrophic. No fewer than 17% of Filipinos perished under Japanese occupation, and there is no reason to suppose that Indians would have fared any better. Fortunately, the British viceroy, Lord Wavell, simply imprisoned Gandhi and 60,000 of his followers and got on with the business of fighting the Japanese.

Gandhi claimed that there was "an exact parallel" between the British ­Empire and the Third Reich, yet while the British imprisoned him in luxury in the Aga Khan's palace for 21 months ­until the Japanese tide had receded in 1944, Hitler stated that he would simply have had Gandhi and his supporters shot. (Gandhi and Mussolini got on well when they met in December 1931, with the Great Soul praising the Duce's "service to the poor, his opposition to super-urbanization, his efforts to bring about a coordination between Capital and ­Labour, his passionate love for his people.") During his 21 years in South Africa (1893-1914), Gandhi had not opposed the Boer War or the Zulu War of 1906—he raised a battalion of stretcher-bearers in both cases—and after his return to India during World War I he offered to be Britain's "recruiting agent-in-chief." Yet he was comfortable opposing the war against fascism.

Although Gandhi's nonviolence made him an icon to the American civil-rights movement, Mr. Lelyveld shows how ­implacably racist he was toward the blacks of South Africa. "We were then marched off to a prison intended for Kaffirs," Gandhi complained during one of his campaigns for the rights of ­Indians settled there. "We could understand not being classed with whites, but to be placed on the same level as the ­Natives seemed too much to put up with. Kaffirs are as a rule uncivilized—the convicts even more so. They are troublesome, very dirty and live like animals."

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Gandhi outside of his house on the Sevagram ashram, which he founded in Maharashtra in 1936.

In an open letter to the legislature of South Africa's Natal province, ­Gandhi wrote of how "the Indian is ­being dragged down to the position of the raw Kaffir," someone, he later stated, "whose occupation is hunting and whose sole ambition is to collect a number of cattle to buy a wife, and then pass his life in indolence and ­nakedness." Of white Afrikaaners and Indians, he wrote: "We believe as much in the purity of races as we think they do." That was possibly why he refused to allow his son Manilal to marry ­Fatima Gool, a Muslim, despite publicly promoting Muslim-Hindu unity.

Gandhi's pejorative reference to ­nakedness is ironic considering that, as Mr. Lelyveld details, when he was in his 70s and close to leading India to ­independence, he encouraged his ­17-year-old great-niece, Manu, to be naked during her "nightly cuddles" with him. After sacking several long-standing and loyal members of his 100-strong ­personal entourage who might disapprove of this part of his spiritual quest, Gandhi began sleeping naked with Manu and other young women. He told a woman on one occasion: "Despite my best efforts, the organ remained aroused. It was an altogether strange and shameful experience."

Yet he could also be vicious to Manu, whom he on one occasion forced to walk through a thick jungle where sexual assaults had occurred in order for her to retrieve a pumice stone that he liked to use on his feet. When she returned in tears, Gandhi "cackled" with laughter at her and said: "If some ruffian had carried you off and you had met your death courageously, my heart would have danced with joy."

Yet as Mr. Lelyveld makes abundantly clear, Gandhi's organ probably only rarely became aroused with his naked young ladies, because the love of his life was a German-Jewish architect and bodybuilder, Hermann Kallenbach, for whom Gandhi left his wife in 1908. "Your portrait (the only one) stands on my mantelpiece in my bedroom," he wrote to Kallenbach. "The mantelpiece is opposite to the bed." For some ­reason, cotton wool and Vaseline were "a constant reminder" of Kallenbach, which Mr. Lelyveld believes might ­relate to the enemas Gandhi gave ­himself, although there could be other, less generous, explanations.

Gandhi wrote to Kallenbach about "how completely you have taken ­possession of my body. This is slavery with a vengeance." Gandhi nicknamed himself "Upper House" and Kallenbach "Lower House," and he made Lower House promise not to "look lustfully upon any woman." The two then pledged "more love, and yet more love . . . such love as they hope the world has not yet seen."

They were parted when Gandhi ­returned to India in 1914, since the German national could not get permission to travel to India during ­wartime—though Gandhi never gave up the dream of having him back, writing him in 1933 that "you are always ­before my mind's eye." Later, on his ashram, where even married "inmates" had to swear celibacy, Gandhi said: "I cannot imagine a thing as ugly as the intercourse of men and women." You could even be thrown off the ashram for "excessive tickling." (Salt was also forbidden, because it "arouses the senses.")

In his tract "Hind Swaraj" ("India's Freedom"), Gandhi denounced lawyers, railways and parliamentary politics, even though he was a professional lawyer who constantly used railways to get to meetings to argue that India ­deserved its own parliament. After ­taking a vow against milk for its ­supposed aphrodisiac properties, he ­contracted hemorrhoids, so he said that it was only cow's milk that he had ­forsworn, not goat's. His absolute ­opposition to any birth control except sexual abstinence, in a country that ­today has more people living on less than $1.25 a day than there were Indians in his lifetime, was more dangerous.

Telling the Muslims who had been responsible for the massacres of thousands of Hindus in East Bengal in 1946 that Islam "was a religion of peace," Gandhi nonetheless said to three of his workers who preceded him into its ­villages: "There will be no tears but only joy if tomorrow I get the news that all three of you were killed." To a Hindu who asked how his co-religionists could ever return to villages from which they had been ethnically cleansed, Gandhi blithely replied: "I do not mind if each and every one of the 500 families in your area is done to death." What mattered for him was the principle of nonviolence, and anyhow, as he told an orthodox Brahmin, he believed in re­incarnation.

Gandhi's support for the Muslim ­caliphate in the 1920s—for which he said he was "ready today to sacrifice my sons, my wife and my friends"—Mr. Lelyveld shows to have been merely a cynical maneuver to keep the Muslim League in his coalition for as long as possible. When his campaign for unity failed, he blamed a higher power, ­saying in 1927: "I toiled for it here, I did penance for it, but God was not ­satisfied. God did not want me to take any credit for the work."

Gandhi was willing to stand up for the Untouchables, just not at the ­crucial moment when they were ­demanding the right to pray in temples in 1924-25. He was worried about alienating high-caste Hindus. "Would you teach the Gospel to a cow?" he asked a visiting missionary in 1936. "Well, some of the Untouchables are worse than cows in their understanding."

first Great Fast—undertaken despite his belief that hunger strikes were "the worst form of coercion, which militates against the fundamental principles of non-violence"—was launched in 1932 to prevent Untouchables from ­having their own reserved seats in any future Indian parliament. Because he said that it was "a religious, not a political question," he accepted no debate on the matter. He elsewhere stated that "the abolition of Untouchability would not entail caste Hindus having to dine with former Untouchables." At his ­monster rallies against Untouchability in the 1930s, which tens of thousands of people attended, the Untouchables themselves were kept in holding pens well away from the caste Hindus.

Of course, any coalition movement ­involves a certain degree of compromise and occasional hypocrisy. But Gandhi's saintly image, his martyrdom at the hands of a Hindu fanatic in 1948 and Martin Luther King Jr.'s adoption of him as a role model for the American civil-rights movement have largely protected him from critical scrutiny. The French man of letters Romain Rolland called Gandhi "a mortal demi-god" in a 1924 hagiography, catching the tone of most writing about him. People used to take away the sand that had touched his feet as relics—one relation kept Gandhi's ­fingernail clippings—and modern biographers seem to treat him with much the same reverence today. Mr. Lelyveld is not immune, making labored excuses for him at every turn of this nonetheless well-researched and well-written book.

Yet of the four great campaigns of Gandhi's life—for Hindu-Muslim unity, against importing British textiles, for ending Untouchability and for getting the British off the subcontinent—only the last succeeded, and that simply ­because the near-bankrupt British led by the anti-imperialist Clement Attlee desperately wanted to leave India anyhow after a debilitating world war.

It was not much of a record for someone who had been invested with "sole ­executive authority" over the Indian ­National Congress as early as in December 1921. But then, unlike any other ­politician, Gandhi cannot be judged by ­actual results, because he was the "Great Soul."

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